A pop question, totally sidetracked from discussion, as she firmly taps my shoulder.
"For a vacation?" I blurted out as I was snatched away from my daydream.
"To get married!"
The snide remark caught me off guard. Her as well. People were already snickering. She then saves herself with apologies and "I didn't mean that you -" and "Not that I was implying -". But it was just a little too late.
What I should have said:
Oh! Pardon me madam, but I don't have plans of getting married to the same sex... and I don't believe in such marriages. Sorry to disappoint you.